Does the moon loom ominously in your mind? Do the tidal forces push and pull you too and fro, ruining your illusion of Self Agency? Do you wish it were gone? De-orbited? Removed from the celestial realms from which we have largely fled, terrified back to our tumultuous-yet-tiny terrestrial existence?
We cannot help.
We can, however, direct you to the person for whom this website is an (ostensibly) professional front